Boredom: 8 Solutions Found by a Lunatic

Hey. I'm a kid who has searched 'I'm bored" so many times that if I search something else those results come up instead. I'm a little weird. but I don't think I'm the only one. When you're bored I've found that you go crazy, which isn't bad. I'm quirky which automatically makes me an expert on doing things that are entertaining for you and the people watching. So here are 8 solutions I found through my many (10) years of boredom.

1.Take a nap

I know it isn't crazy as you may think, but leave it  to me to make weird. Make it weird. First, be sure to have donuts and milk, not because it's weird, but because donuts are awesome, and milk is... Well, next to make it weird sleep on the floor. This will solve your boredom for two reasons; one, when somebody enters, it's hilarious, and two it sends the strong signal 'I'm bored and if you don't entertain me I will lie on your floor' (this works well in public).

2.Find Narnia

Yes, you heard me. Look for the land imagined by C.S Lewis. Find a wardrobe and go into it. It might not work the first time so keep trying. If you are enable to find a wardrobe, I strongly suggest crawling into cabinets or trying on interesting rings. For best results have a crazy uncle, or a wardrobe made from a Narnian tree, or have close ties with Aslan.

3. Netflix Reenactment

Go on Netflix (with popcorn), find your favorite super hero show, watch every episode then get a costume. Stay with me. Dress up as the super hero and reenact the entire show. My favorite is the flash!

Note: Please keep in mind you don't actually have super powers and if you choose the flash avoid attempting phasing into walls. You may get a concussion (I'm speaking from personal experience).

4. Throw a Geek Party

Loud parties aren't the best style. Invite your close and weird friends (my only friends). Watch a movie, preferably star wars, harry potter, superhero related, or wonderland related (my peeps!). Next, stuff your face with sweets and ice cream while theorizing about your shows and movie. Then play D&D!!! SUPER GEEK POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5. Make a stuffed animal movie

Take your stuff animals and make a movie. Just a way to document your time together. You should do it because they're cute, and deserve all your love, and they aren't your bratty little sister. Film yourself doing it because it's really funny to watch later of you just goofing off. 

Warning: This may be tempting blackmail and give somebody leverage. Be sure whatever you film you are proud of

6.Bake Badly

It doesn't actually have to be bad. Just... Don't follow a recipe, randomly put sweet stuff together with guess work. Once you have failed miserably, go by yourself some baked goods. Why? Because it's fun. I highly recommend doing this in SOMEBODY ELSE'S kitchen. 

7. Be an 'Artist'

Trust me, this is one of the easiest ways to cure boredom with oddness. Draw something weird, splatter paint, or, most interesting of all, sculpt. Did you ever watch iCarly? She had an older brother who sculpted weird things. He also gave them pun names. Maybe you can recreate 'Merry Sniffmas'.

8. Do the 30 Day challenge

No, not an exercising thing, start a routine for 30 days. For one month do something different and do it every day. Examples; Bike, send a group text at 2 am, apologize for said text at 3 am, visit neighbors, go for a walk. It could be cool.

Try some of these things and try it with an audience. It's a lot funnier when your laughing with others. And remember;

Not all those who wander are lost

                                                 -Lord of the Rings

Just because!